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# Someone Carved a Stranger Into Arctic Driftwood. Columbus Hadn't Sailed Yet.
- URL: https://www.gottabekidding.me/someone-carved-a-stranger-into-arctic-driftwood-columbus-hadnt-sailed-yet/
- Published: 2026-11-03T11:02:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-11-03T11:01:59.000Z
- Description: Its face is blank, but its clothes talk. What did an Arctic artist see in this foreign visitor that was worth carving into wood?
- Author: Corpus
- Tags: History

Around 1350, an artisan on Baffin Island whittled a tiny figure. It sports a long robe with a cross at the chest, and it is the oldest Indigenous portrait of a European known from the Western Hemisphere.

The driftwood figure turned up in 1977, inside an early house raised by the forebears of the Inuit in northern Canada. It stands 5.4 centimeters (2.1 inches) tall. Its blank face and stubby arms match Inuit carving from the 14th century. Its subject does not. According to the Canadian Museum of History, which holds it, no other carving from that tradition shows someone from outside the culture.

The clothing is the clue. A long tunic marked with a cross resembles what Christian Norse settlers in Greenland wore between the 11th and 13th centuries, so the figure probably represents a Norseman. The sagas describe a land named Helluland that Leif Eriksson reached in the early 1000s, and the likeliest match is Baffin Island.

Norse crews camped at L'Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland around A.D. 1000 and probably kept sailing west from Greenland for generations, trading cloth and metal to the Thule, the Inuit's ancestors, for walrus ivory. European-made objects found in early Baffin Island homes support that trade. Eventually the Norse stopped coming, perhaps because the trip was long and the locals pushed back.

The museum suggests the carving may commemorate a single meeting. Either way, it shows what a Thule artist thought worth keeping from a visitor, more than a century before steady contact began in the late 1400s.

The blank face was house style. The cross was the news.

**Read the full story at** [Live Science, October 12, 2026](https://www.livescience.com/archaeology/americas/inuit-figurine-a-700-year-old-indigenous-carving-of-a-european-made-a-century-before-columbus?ref=gottabekidding.me)

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